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so today, 3 bookings for 7day japan and Nikon 5000.

Total spending = how many years of bangala salary ?

Lets all count our blessings for we are born in Singapore and not in africa or some other poor country.

Oh ya, Merry Christmas.

Video of the day

In the  spirit of A level/ ITE grads going to NS.

December 25, 2009. Uncategorized. Leave a comment.

Exams !

Chillman Dan . Crm ain’t the only paper.
So anyway tests are over and I am blogging on the bus .
DON’t say never blog! The papers are so so anyway.

December 11, 2009. Uncategorized. Leave a comment.

Hahahahaha

The post below are collective ideas dedicated by Daniel, Jac and px.

November 20, 2009. Uncategorized. Leave a comment.

Hihi

I’m so sehxy. Don’t you lurbbe moi! I am balding, and I feel great. Why the government so selfish? Stupid ez-link technology cheat my money. Not as if I want my card to spoil. Stil mus pay10 dollar to activate…. Fuckin beggars!

November 20, 2009. Uncategorized. 2 comments.

Test

Waaasup .
This site cannot be more
Dead than ebens . And so, I have taken the liberty to test blogging using my iPhone using the wordpress’ app

November 18, 2009. Uncategorized. Leave a comment.

Revived ?

Happy 4 days since i say happy birthday to Ho Pinxian.

And because it was PX’s birthday , this webpage received CPR and revived.
And because it was PX’s Birthday  4 days ago i have to ‘dedicate’ a post to her. and here it goes.

Dear girl with skinny frame and flabby arms,

A great happy birthday to you. Hope you like my phone. This year we <04> celebrated your birthday with you pubbing and prawning.
Although you’r a little tipsy whilst at club july.
Although the prawning maybe a lill boring for you ( coupled with the long walk ).
Although you ); when certain sms came in.
I know you had fun. I HOPE you had fun.

Although you need a walking stick more than my grandfather does,
Although we are not in the same class or elective anymore,
Although you cant come asking me about school work anymore,
Although i dont stay at sembawang anymore,
I know that you will still walk in mine and our hearts ( without a walking stick )

These are the words that came to 04’s ( presumingly ) and my mind.
so Enjoy your 18th !
I know you will, cause you can watch M18 leagally. and most importantly you can club without fear
p.s cause EBEN is the only one left 17 . FOR NOW.

we will all be there on the 10 10 10 for you.

Cheers
Alex

October 13, 2009. Uncategorized. 3 comments.

BUUUUUUUUUUSY

Due to the popular demand i shall post something before i am known as boring eben no.2

Too many things to share but too little time to say. SOOOOOO for the sake of posting, i shall let you all read my pseudo valedictorian speech ( something like a grad speech)vfor my public speaking.

Valedictory speech 2010

Good afternoon, Directors, Course managers, Lecturers, fellow graduates, ladies and gentlemen. Today it gives me great honour to be able to stand before all of you to make this speech.

Apart from receiving our graduation certificates to commemorate the end of our poly lives, this is also the perfect opportunity for us to walk down the memory lane, to think back and remember the wonderful days and experiences we had in Temasek Polytechnic – the place we called home for a good three years.

To begin, i would like to take this opportunity to thank the many people who have made my life in Temasek polytechnic a wonderful ride. First, i would like to thank all the lecturers and tutors for their cold jokes and deep dedication towards educating us. They have all been wonderful facilitators of education. Always open and welcoming our enquiries and ideas, they took the extra step to make sure that they are always available for clarification.

Next, i would like to thank all the wonderful friends that i have made throughout the three years in Temasek Polytechnic. If there is anything i that i would remember ten years down the road, it will not be the books or exam syllabus; it would be all the unique individuals whom I’ve met; the times we’ve spent together; and the joys we’ve shared. I don’t have the time to name all of the wonderful people here. But you know who you are and i just want to let all of you to know that you guys are special to me. Thank you for sticking with me through thick and thin, for touching my heart.

Today, as we receive our diplomas, give yourselves a pat on the back. Congratulate yourself for having successfully completing the three years of tertiary education. However, life does not end here, this may be the end of a phase in our life, but it also marks the beginning of another.

The ladies, you can choose either to further your education or start plying your trade in the working world. OR You can get married and be housewives. But sadly for the guys, our choices seems a little wee bit limited since our only option is to dedicate at least two years of our life in national service.

On a more serious note, we should not rest on our laurels; rather, we ought to stay focus as we graduate amidst the recession. Times are tough and we must stay strong in order to combat this turbulent economic climate.

As we part ways to embark on our separate journey towards the future, remember to keep in touch with all the beautiful people and bonds that we have forged.

But for now, let us celebrate this day, our special day. All dressed up and picture ready, let’s soak ourselves in the pride of being graduates of Temasek Polytechnic. Let’s enjoy the following ceremonies and performance lined up for us later on.

It has been a great pleasure to make this speech before all of you, thank you for being such a wonderful audience, Thank you.


It was quite a suprise to see you in my dream. It was been wonderful. But its too painful to bear for i will wake up to know that it was all just a dream.

July 2, 2009. Uncategorized. 3 comments.

Clubbing?

Before i begin. YESSSSSAHH!!! RONALDO BYE BYE! GOOD RIDDANCE FOR THAT PETULANCE HYPOCRITE! :D
Well done Alex, ( Sir Alex – My brother from another mother)ronaldo-crying

Manchester United have accepted a world record £80 million bid for Real Madrid for Cristiano Ronaldo.

A statement on United’s official website read: “Manchester United have received a world-record, unconditional offer of £80million for Cristiano Ronaldo from Real Madrid.

“At Cristiano’s request – who has again expressed his desire to leave – and after discussion with the player’s representatives, United have agreed to give Real Madrid permission to talk to the player.

“Matters are expected to be concluded by 30 June. The club will not comment until further notice.”

United have finally caved in to persistent interest from Real in the reigning Ballon d’Or and World Player of the Year.

The Portuguese international has repeatedly said it is his ‘dream’ to play for Real Madrid, who are finally set to get their man following the recent return to the club presidency of Florentino Perez.

It continues the explosive start to Perez’s second term at the Bernabeu, with Brazilian star Kaka having signed from Milan for £58m on Monday evening.

Ronaldo joined United in 2003 and scored 118 goals in 292 appearances for the club, netting 26 times in 2008/09 as the Reds retained their Premier League title and reached the Champions League final.

Eurosport

Original article

So anw, Machaim the whole world is clubbing. However, Alex the wholesome saint is at home :D :D :D
Ladies night somemore, Sure got alot R&B ( if you know what i mean)

Why suddenly so much NCC activity? Zhenliang invite us for appreciation dinner? o.O CFM is Mr han’s plot to guilt us back to help put.

Yesterday my neighbour went swimming sia. Bikini sia. I dint see shit thou cause
1. Her bf is damn fit zai.
2. I am not wearing specs.
3. I am ashame of my body HAHAHAHAH
4. did i mention her bf is damn dua jia? =/
5. i must emphasize that i din see nth, not even the face.

Life is too short to fret :D

June 11, 2009. Uncategorized. 1 comment.

Reminiscence

political-pictures-police-resourcefulahhhh memories. Sweet, fustration, camaraderie and even sweaty. These might just are just someof the emotions NCC ivokes Maybe even lost love if ya know what i mean

I went back to MJR after 2 years. Obviously the new one in UBI.
Din’t explore finish, but its quite big? 4 Basketball courts ( 2 indoor, 2 outdoor ) Theres no track -.- And the classroom blocks got damn alot of watercooler -.-

So anw, the ncc unit is shit. no discipline, respect, no STANDARD. ha!
Mr han keep asking us seniors to come back to train them……

Alot things to say but alex is lazy.

Alex is really old liao. PT ic cannot follow PT anymore. Totally cannot slp lor. More than 28 hrs without sleep. Dont know why.

Holidays, Monday 04loves? tuesday 1b11 freshie + BIG ?. And the rest like everyday rot.

Its is not the load that will break you, it is the way you carry it.

I want to co-author our life with you, as it is still unwriten

June 7, 2009. Uncategorized. Leave a comment.

Bodily functions

shit19th

Hemmm, these days i fart and shit alot.

could it really be stomach upheaval? The coffee?( I always got wanna shit feeling within an hour of drinking coffee LOL)
Or is it just that i am full of hot air and full of shit?

LOL

Bfin oh Bfin.

Maybe not seeing you everyday is sorta good?. Cause I’ll need an oxygen tank when you make my heart skip ahella lot of beat. LOLOLOL

June 2, 2009. Uncategorized. 2 comments.

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